elvensemi:

elvensemi:

elvensemi:

Does anyone else have that one friend whose sleep schedule is like an ever-evolving mystery? One day they’ll appear to be asleep for the entire 16 hours that you’re awake, but the next three they won’t appear to actually sleep at all. Sometimes they appear to be on Australian time, other times their schedule has adjusted to somewhere in the middle of the Pacific ocean. (I call this Cthulhu time.) You go a week without seeing them and you have no idea if they’re just really busy, dead, or if their sleep has simply synced up to the exact hours you’re awake and online. The only indication that they’re still in this mortal coil is vague posts about grocery shopping that pop up on their blogs at 4:12AM. 

I’m horrified at myself because I randomly decided on 4:12AM for an obscure and horrible hour in the morning, but after I posted I glanced down at the clock and 

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did i just vaguepost about myself

There are two things I love about this post: 

  • the number of people who are, with apologies, That Friend
  • the fact it keeps getting splorts of notes every day at 4:12am

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yeeeem:

“cats can’t do any tricks” well wrong.

cats can:

  • sniff
  • fall off things
  • Lick plastic (BAD trick)

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panfran:

Ponyo x Steven Universe AU ??

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totem-kommo-o:

calamity-on-cassette:

hanasaku-shijin:

candyredterezii:

holydarkhallelujah:

heyitspj:

THE MOST FRUSTRATING THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN A CARTOON CHARACTER IS LOCKED IN A CELL OR CAGE OF SOME KIND AND THE BARS ARE LIKE

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Magic, bitches

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Originally posted by awesome-pics-blog

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(Source: paigeccino)

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poethrotsvitha:

requiem-on-water:

Murder me in an overgrown greenhouse of an old estate during a thunderstorm or don’t waste my fucking time.

Hozier ghost wrote this

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mens-rights-activia:

You must always resist the urge to hurt others when you yourself are hurt and feeling helpless

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patrickat:
“ iamsosmart-smrt:
“ how-to-be-a-sad-bitch:
“i cannot fucking believe i never realized this
”
So as a division officer to nearly 60 sailors over 3 years. I asked every single one. “What made you join the Navy?” Here is the breakdown.
80% -...

patrickat:

iamsosmart-smrt:

how-to-be-a-sad-bitch:

i cannot fucking believe i never realized this 

So as a division officer to nearly 60 sailors over 3 years. I asked every single one. “What made you join the Navy?” Here is the breakdown.
80% - To pay for college
10% - To get out of a bad family situation
5% - Family Tradition
5% - Because of 9/11.

“Would poor people literally risk their lives to win access to things that the rich take for granted if that weren’t set up as the only way to get them?”

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just-shower-thoughts:

“The Purge” movies are actually a lot less fucked up than the purge would be in real life

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just-shower-thoughts:

What you eat between Christmas and New Year’s does not matter. What matters is what you eat between New Year’s and Christmas.

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just-shower-thoughts:

Children want to be older, adults want to be younger and people between the age of 16 and 24 want money.

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